
An icy winter wonderland was created at the corner of Clark Avenue and Seabrook Avenue in the Riverland Terrace neighborhood of James Island after sprinklers were turned on Monday night and early Tuesday.
Photo by Leroy Burnell We heard there "might" be snow flurries in the forecast ......Of course we know it will never happen *sigh* No magical white stuff, no walking in it, no puppies running in the snow, no throwing snowballs at your husband, no snowflakes on your cheeks and eyelashes, no giddy laughter while trying to take pictures.......no not gonna happen :O)
Southern' Snow Forecasts....(borrowed from Kittens on the Keyboard)Snow Flurries:
At least three snow flakes have been spotted in the county. Call your place of employment and let them know you will be late or staying home. Tune in to favorite local news station to watch the near continuous coverage. Call at least five friends or relatives and discuss whether or not bread and milk should be purchased.
Snow Showers:
More than five snow flakes have been spotted within town limits. All normal activities shall be cancelled.Local weathermen will be broadcasting continously, fielding calls from Bubba Joe Shoehorn from Strawberry, SC about the near siege conditions inland. Your presence is now required BY LAW at the nearest Piggly Wiggly. Wear an extra parka to help protect you during the milk and bread riots.
Blizzard:
Snow is now visible to the naked eye. Some may be collecting on tree leaves and in shadows. Every form of business and government is now shut down until the crisis has passed.Local weathermen will attempt to carry on, somehow..... to let you, the viewing public, know that the Piggly Wiggly in Ladson still has two half pints of skim milk available. Bread riots are being reported at the Merita outlet in West Ashley. The governor will be calling out the National Guard if the snow doesn't melt by noon.
The Day After:You are required by SC State Law to purchase the extra special edition of the Post Courier, which will have the Blizzard of Whatever Year photo insert, showing the frozen pineapple water fountain, 10,000 filthy, pinestraw studded snowmen, and one poor Yankee soul wandering the streets with a sled, in search of a slope.
No, not yet, but my eyes are to the sky ! After what we've been seeing up North on the news, I guess I should keep the old saying in mind: "Be careful what you wish for"